How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
Saeed
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